Cosmic Zoom

Astronomy can tell more about life than astrology. I have two ways to prove it:

1) Black holes: When a star collapses it creates such an enormous amount of energy that even light is attracted in, hence what can be 'observed' is just a hole, nothing else.

2) Comet 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3 was nothing special until one day a thousand-times brightening was observed around it. It happened that the core of it began to disintegrate and the astronomers said it had 'a broken heart'.

So when a (human) heart breaks, two things happen - first comes the period when all collapses and any light around is shut down, even the light of others. But then everything gets better and you can see that the person got, actually, a thousand-times brighter.

I hope to get to the comet stage any time soon.