Saturday, 2 August 2008

I want a movie and I want it now

The Empire Strikes Back

Directed by Irvin Kershner

1980

Ultra-Condensed by Keith Reilly

Luke
I have to go to Dagobah.
Yoda
You have to use the force.
Luke
I have to go to Cloud City.
Darth Vader
You have to go to the dark side.
Luke
No I don't.
Darth Vader
I'm your father.
Luke
No you're not.
Darth Vader
Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

THE END

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